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A cannibal and his son

A cannibal and his son are going to look for food. They hide behind some bushes and waited for someone to come by.

After a few minutes, a skinny man comes by. The son says "How about him, dad?" "No," says the father, "he's too skinny."

A short time later, a fat man wanders by. "What about that guy, dad?" asks the son. "Too much cholesterol."

A little later, a pretty, 20 year old lady walks by. The son asks, "Dad, how about her?" The father replies "Yes! Let's take her home and eat your mother!"

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