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Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.

Beans = vegetable.

Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar beets. Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.

Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

To go one step further, chocolate bars also contain milk, which contains calcium.

So, chocolate bars are a health food.

Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

Send this to four people and you will lose 2 pounds.

Send this to all the people you know (or ever knew), and you will lose 10 pounds.

If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately.

That's why I had to pass this on - - - I didn't want to risk it.

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