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Five Steps to a Healthy Diet

The Government has issued new guidelines for a healthy diet. They advise you to:

1. List your ten favourite foods.

2. List your five favourite drinks.

3. List all green vegetables that look like marsh grass, fur balls, or little trees.

4. List water.

5. Avoid 1 & 2; eat only 3; drink only 4.

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