Diet Jokes

Welcome to Diet Jokes where you can read the best jokes, funny quotations, anecdotes, limericks, witticisms and humorous cartoons about diets and dieting.

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After my husband asked me to help him shed some unwanted pounds, I stopped serving fattening TV snacks and substituted crisp celery. [read more]

  


Girl: I'd like a triple vanilla ice cream sundae with chocolate syrup, nuts, whipped cream, topped off with a slice of cucumber.
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A binge of diet jokes

"Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever"

"Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies..."

   coverFor all dedicated weight-watchers and anyone who has tried to diet and failed! A collection of the funniest jokes and quotes about the tyranny of the diet. ... [more]


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